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    Predeterminado Chistes de Cual es el colmo de...

    ¡Hola a Todos! aqui les dejo algunos chistes de ¿cual es el colmo de...?
    Empezamos!
    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un sordo?
    Que al morir le dediquen un minuto de silencio.

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un enano?
    Que lo pare un policía y le diga, ¡ALTO!

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de los colmos?
    Que un muerto se tire al agua, que un ciego lo vea caer, que un mudo le diga a un sordo, mira como nada aquel.

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un odontólogo?
    Que la hija se llame Cindy-Cindiente. xD

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un ciego?
    Que le dé miedo la oscuridad.

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un ciego?
    Vivir en el noveno Be de la calle Buena vista.

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un boxeador?
    Tirarse de un noveno piso y esquivar el golpe.

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un astronauta?
    Que una estrella no le de un autografo.

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un salvavidas?
    Que su hija se llame Socorro.

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un beisbolista?
    Que lo metan a la cárcel por robar base.

    ¿Cuál es el colmo de un oso panda?
    que en cada foto que los turistas le toman aparece en blanco y negro.

    eso son todos xD deja en un post/comentario cual te gusto xD

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    jajaja todos estas buenos me isieron reir
    un rato XD
    •Con lo que hacemos y decimos no hacemos mas que demostrar lo que somos.
    •Entre mas grande es la prueba mas glorioso es el triunfo.

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    Xat VIP Staff Antiguo Avatar de Gilberto
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    jeje saludos estan muy buenos los colmos jeje espero pongas mas de esos estubo bueno este
    ¿Cuál es el colmo de los colmos?
    Que un muerto se tire al agua, que un ciego lo vea caer, que un mudo le diga a un sordo, mira como nada aquel.

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    Thumbs up Colmo...

    hahahaha el colmo del sordo y el minuto de silencio


    ahahahhaa ese si dio risa xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


    buen post amigo valla que rei

    grax .....


    Saludos ¡¡¡

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